brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

"Wake up early. Drink coffee. Work hard. Be ambitious. Keep your priorities straight, your mind right and your head up. Do well, live well and dress really well. Do what you love, love what you do. It is time to start living."

animemcdonalds:

animemcdonalds:

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one follower away from independence

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PHOX In Due Time
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In Due Time
"If you’re lonely, bored or unhappy, remember you are young. There is so much time to meet new people and go to new places."
Ezra Koenig  

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

tortillah:

College applications are being difficult

h0odrich:

*looks good as hell sitting in Times Square waiting for humans of New York guy to run into me*